Sectarian Marketing Techniques to Sell the Hadiths

Following are some marketing techniques used by sectarians on people with the aim to get maximum subscribers for hell.

1. When talking about the criminal scholars hide their background by using every positive adjective available on this planet and stretch it like you have some kind of passionate love affair with them:

Examples: Bukhari and friends were all exemplary, most prominent, most respected, most pious, most influential after the Prophet Muhammad, etc ever known to mankind!

2. Mumble about their IQ level and nearness to God to increase their position higher than those of the Prophets. If you use this marketing technique never mention hadiths that say Prophet Muhammad and his companions often forgot Quran verses. Additionally, try to refrain from saying anything about how Gabriel was the one bringing message to the Prophet from God. Now this is how to mumble:

Example: All of them memorized Quran at the age of 2 to 7. All of them memorized millions of hadiths. The Middle Eastern people back then relied only on oral communication. Hence, hadiths were so easy to authenticate. Also, the scholars outsourced the correcting task to God in their dreams.

3. Make use of the sob story exclusively created for the scholars. DO NOT tell it for each scholar in one day so you can prevent your target from seeing any pattern in them.

Example: He was so humble that he lived poor, hardly had any money and food to eat.

4. Time to sell the hadiths. For this, place it somewhere around the Quran and then say "most authenticate" books. If the target asks what authentic means commit the circular reasoning, appeal to majority and appeal to authority fallacies.

Example: Universally, they are held authentic. All scholars agree they are authentic.  They are authentic because they are authentic. No one ever questions them. Hence, they are  authentic.

Note: Don't worry about keyword staffing. You are talking with someone who doesn't have access to real resources. If you keep repeating they are authentic the target will eventually get brainwashed to believe they are...authentic.

5. Utter, "science of hadith". The first word "science" does the magic. It has that bio chemi sensation you know? Upon uttering it, your target will begin to imagine Bukhari measuring the authenticity of the hadiths in some scifi lab.

Example: Bukhari created science of hadiths. That's the never before seen science based on.....gossips, paparazzi and yellow journalism.

Avoid this technique if you get the feeling that your target is smarter than you. Trying it may leave you in a terrible situation, for a smart person may well be aware of the fact that such science would spread all around the world with different countries trying to  preserve the sayings of the famous people living and dead.

6. Demonstration of the product is one of the surefire ways of getting subscribers. So if the target is a male mention some hadiths on all the incentives the men get for being men. If the target is a female narrate some hadiths on how if women refuse to be those incentives burn in hell. Since hadiths are rated XXX and this is a family blog it won't be right to mention them here.

7. Pick some Quran verses. Change their meanings and tie them to Bukharian industry as endorsement. You should not worry about getting caught in this. It is unlikely for your target to check anything more than just your mentioned verses in the Quran.

8. When the target tries to question get angry. Make them feel like the most miserable thing you ever came across. Shame them. Question their faith and keep repeating step 4 given above until they give up. If they try to prove you are wrong use sarcasm or behave like they are not making sense.

In a public setting, try forcing all Muslims to go against this person. Use warning. Create a witch hunt situation. Spread rumor about this person. Say he wants to be western even if you both are in some western part of the world holding western citizenship. No example will be provided for this, for you already do this exceptionally well. Smile, blessings of the devil is always with you.